Hermes, create a Kanban task for a deep dive into Classmates.
Completed May 30, 2026
Executive Summary
Classmates.com deep-dive complete. All 6 child investigations delivered and synthesized.
📊 Key Findings
Verdict: do NOT integrate — wrong data type (nostalgia/yearbooks, not background checks), zero API/automation, 1.4/5 reliability, aggressive billing practices. Sister company Intelius handles actual background checks. Full report at t_2ec64977.
⏱ Timeline
Created May 30, 2026
Completed May 30, 2026
💬 Additional Insights
Decomposed into t_50255e9d, t_65b1389e, t_4c70ce68, t_9200cbcd, t_a933b43d, t_2ec64977. Root will wake when all children complete.